Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize