I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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