Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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