it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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