It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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At least life still wants to fuck me.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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