It's Friday. Sex?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The struggles of a small town man whore
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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