I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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