WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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