he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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