Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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