I'm really into asian looking animals
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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