I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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