My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He passed out mid-signature
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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