I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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