he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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