Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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