i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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