Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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