She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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