I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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