Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She's the barista slut.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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