Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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