Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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