doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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