I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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