I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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