Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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