I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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