Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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