So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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