I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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