oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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