that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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