what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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