You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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