Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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