I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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