I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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