My nipple is on Facebook.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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