***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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