If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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