Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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