I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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