Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Jerry, you need to find god
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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