false alarm. still invincible.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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