Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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