It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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