69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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