I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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