he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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