yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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As shirtless as possible
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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