Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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