I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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